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Chuck Norris is recommending all his friends buy a boat because Zombies can not swim.

Chuck Norris decided it shall be called pineapple, and the world accepted it out of sheer terror even though the fruit had nothing to do with pines or apples.

In the Matrix, how can you tell it from the real world? Well, in the real world, all leading roles played by different actors who always get the girl are actually Chuck Norris.

Some people call it love at first sight when you gaze in to the eyes of your lover. Other people call it death by suicide when you stare at Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris puts the C in Critical, the H in Hercules, the U in Unbeatable and the K in Kick... All together - CHUCK.

Chuck Norris is widely considered the greatest hip-hop artist of all time.

Chuck Norris can actually "hold up" a bank...with one finger.

If a fishes see Chuck Norris swim , they usally drown in fear.

Robin Hood was partially based on Chuck Norris, in that Norris would rob from the rich. But Robin Hood never roundhouse-kicked the poor. Or the rich, for that matter.

The Kool-Aid Pitcherman busted through the wall of Chuck Norris' livingroom and said, "OH NOOOOOOOO!".