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Many people wonder why Star Wars begins with "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away"... Well, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all the jedi, clones & other aliens in that galaxy and moved to ours.

Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and say "Bitch, your in my seat.

Chuck Norris will personally roundhouse kick you if you don't get off this website and get back to work!

After years of rigorous and physically demanding testing, it was proved that Chuck Norris was stronger than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ripped the eyeballs out of Great Horned Owl and wore them around as night vision goggles.

The movement of subatomic air substance created from Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks were recently accredited by physicists as allowing them to view the Higgs Boson Partical.

Gravity is so intense in a black hole that it actually distorts time and space, leaving absolutely no chance of escape or survival. Chuck Norris walks through six black holes every morning because he needs more time to kill people in different places.

if you punch a brick wall you will never win. but if Chuck Norris punches one he wins every time!

Jack Lallane gave birth to Chuck Norris, who in turn, gave birth to Jack Lallane. Vin Diesel was the afterbirth.

Chuck Norris actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.