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If Chuck Norris had starred in "Jaws" it would have been called "Dentures"

There are many people in this old world that have had an eyeball knocked out of one of their eye sockets because they say that they didn't see a Chuck Norris roundhouse coming. They all say that they have learned a valuable lesson & from now on they'll always keep an eye out for Chuck Norris.

While teaching a CPR course, Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life

In one particularly gruesome confrontation, Chuck Norris shaved all the hair off of a man's head and then forced him to eat it. That man today is Vin Diesel.

Chuck Norris sired a baseball team...and a football team if you count all of the bastards.

When all else fails.....Chuck Norris doesn't.

Chuck Norris is going to star in a film called "Twitter." He will portray 140 characters.

Niagra Falls, is not really a waterfall, It's just what happens when Chuck Norris gets done with a night of drinking.

Chuck Norris's great-grandson defeated Sabrina with a Level 17 Caterpie. Oh, and it's totally possible. Some person who's less related to Chuck Norris posted a video on his YouTube account which shows him defeating a team of 6 Pokemon with a Caterpie.

Chuck Norris was originally cast for the starring role in Jaws, but the shark backed out of the project.