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Chuck Norris' balls make cold water shrink.

Chuck Norris was the only professional boxer ever who was allowed to perform fatality moves on his defeated opponents.

Chuck Norris is all the rage.

One time Sylvester Stallone got into an argument with Chuck Norris over who was the best knitter. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face. Stallone's lip hasn't been the same since.

I'm making a game called Ultra Smash Flash. Chuck Norris will be playable. And Kirby can use his roundhouse kick. Also, the Chaos Emeralds will be transformational items. When Chuck Norris gets 7, his power is STILL less than 1% of his real life counterpart. Makes sense, right? Quality, NOT quantity? NOPE. Quality AND quantity! Let's do this!

All steroids are derived from Chuck Norris DNA.

Chuck Norris now lives in Eagle Pass. He has a set of balls made out of brass. When they clang together, They cause stormy weather. And lighting shoots out of his ass.

Chuck Norris can say "I'm fallen in love with you" to a woman without mosbying her.

It has been said that Chuck Norris has "the eye of the tiger". He also has the eyes of a badger, a tarantula, a komodo dragon. an octopus, 3 bald eagles and an aardvark. He keeps them all in a Claussen dill pickle jar hidden under his bed for safe keeping.

Chuck Norris is forbidden from competing in paintball games... for very fucking obvious reasons.