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A big truck driver challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. Chuck asked him "paper or plastic"? The guy asked "what the hell does that mean"? Chuck said "thats the type of bag you're gonna carry your teeth home in".

Stop signs are actually warnings that Chuck Norris is passing by.

Did you know if you watch the editors cut of Wizard of Oz, theres and alternate ending where Chuck Norris round house kicks Dorothys house back to Kansas... it shortened the movie drastically and the director decided not to use it... true story.

All the women-attracting pheromones included in body sprays and colognes come from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris balls is where u get the term, you dont have the stones.

For Halloween, instead of using pumpkins, Chuck Norris uses Yakuza heads.

Chuck Norris can name all 493 pokemon...BACKWORDS

Little known fact: Chuck Norris is rumored to have been the original choice to play evil Cobra Kai sensei John Kreese in The Karate Kid. Presumably he turned the role down because, realistically, no student trained by Chuck Norris could ever possibly lose a match.

For the next debate, Chuck Norris has volunteered to stuff all of the remaining GOP Presidential candidates into the tiny cicrus clown car they use for their arrival to the debate venue.

Chuck Norris' auto biography is the best selling book of all time, it's called the bible