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The film Hellbound is actually a documentary. Satan has, in fact, been dead since 1994, when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.

Chuck Norris was once paralyzed by the pressure of his awesomeness. He then roundhouse kicked his awesomeness to Mars, where it eradicated all life, he then made more awesome.

If you pray for Chuck Norris to die, Chuck Norris will immediately find and kill you, which means you actually prayed for Chuck Norris to kill you, because Chuck Norris will live forever.

Chuck Norris once punched through a titanium wall so fast his arm caught fire.

Chuck Norris wanted to fight someone and wanted a challege, so he cloned himself. The resulting fight is now known as the big bang. Chuck Norris won.

When Chuck Norris goes in for a physical, the doctor is too afraid to get close enough for an examination, so he.examines from afar, grading him on his overall physical appearence, which of course, is always perfect.

Chuck Norris only keeps in touch with his first nine dozen kids - all the others around the world get a quarterly newsletter

All of Chuck Norris' genes are Levi's.

You can call Chuck Noriss' phone with no caller ID.. But Chuck Norris can & WILL call you right back!

When Chuck Norris rips you a new one, it is actually anatomically superior to your old one. You must thank Lord Norris.