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Chuck Norris usually showers by buying several dozen puppies and kittens, then starting up his wood chipper.

In an average day, Chuck Norris: kills 74 and a half people sleeps with 120 women eats two large automobiles saves the world thrice, and decimates a small city.

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris was in a Jack Ryan movie. He was The Sum of All Fears.

UFC actually stands for "Ultimate Fatality by Chuck". To prove this, Chuck Norris challenged the UFC champion. When Chuck entered the cage, the UFC champ pummeled himself to death.

Chuck Norris wears alligator boots. He just slips his feet into real live alligators when he does.

Chuck Norris invented a new language called Roundhouse Chuckanese

Chuck Norris roasts marshmallows by holding them near his groin for less than 30 seconds.

Chuck Norris visited this website before. But he didn't submit a fact, he looked all 8616 facts. That includes this fact.

If you see Chuck Norris screwing your mother, DO NOT APPROACH HIM. Just ignore all of the epic music playing, the explosions and the birds trying to fly in the window, and prepare a grave for her.