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Batman, Spiderman, and Superman were at a wall when Chuck Norris walked up. "We Super Heroes can climb, scale, or use X-ray vision to see through this wall. What can you do Chuck Norris?" Chuck Norris turned and looked at the Wall which then let out a horrific scream, "Oh Hell NO! I am out of here!"

Chuck Norris challenged Steven Seagal to a ponytail contest. Seagal backed down immediately.

Chuck Norris always give more bang for your buck. In other words, he will roundhouse kick you in the face, then take your wallet.

Chuck Norris bought a machine gun. Then he went home and pointed it straight up in the air, pulled the trigger, and, due to sheer awesomeness, it shot holes in the atmosphere. Scientists believe these to be in the ozone layer while others say they are the holes found in cheese. Its really the stars.

The Marquis de Sade invented wrought iron testicle clamps. Chuck Norris univented them which is why you've never heard of them before. Chuck Norris prefers to destroy your balls with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can end the recession with one phone call.

Chuck Norris is an unlockable Character on the new MK9.To unlock:beat game on hardest difficulty by only using roundhouse kicks, fatality all characters with roundhouse kick.when he shows up for the fight hold the run button hoping you can outrun him.

Chuck Norris is rolling out his own brand of breakfast cereal in June called Capt'n Chuck's Punch n Crunch.

Chuck Norris now knows all the words to ever exist However, he only recently started learning "mercy" in every language.

Einstein: You see, Chuck Norris is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his fists fly in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? Great warriors all operate exactly the same way: you make eye contact here, you receive pain there. The only difference is, there is no cat.