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Chuck Norris is known to jump out of televisions and roundhouse kick the viewers for no reason at all. Extreme caution is advised while watching any shows involving Chuck Norris.

Before boarding a plane, Chuck Norris personally frisks all TSA agents, pilots, flight crews, baggage handlers, air traffic controllers and passengers. So far Chuck Norris has not discovered any terrorists but has found 3 enlarged prostates, 36 breast implants, one glass eye, 7 pints of whiskey and a gerbil.

Nobody knows it, but there was actually a world war 3. When Chuck Norris told the world he was gonna fight by himself everybody quit and hid.

Danny De Vito used to be over seven feet tall before his Chuck Norris pile-drive.

Chuck Norris isn't even considered a heterosexual since everything he fucks is technically a puddle within seconds.

Chuck Norris can literally hand you your own ass.

Chuck Norris' Doctor does physicals and normally says "turn your head and cough". When Chuck drops his pants the Doctor says "oh my god"!!

Chuck Norris has never made the same mistake twice because if he made a mistake and didn't actually kill you the first time, he'll go back in time and actually kill you 2 minutes before he tried to the first time.

Chuck Norris does not fart. Because his fart can annihilate all life forms on Earth. But on December 21st 2012, he MAY fart.

The ice Age was created when Chuck Norris accidentally left his freezer door open.