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When Chuck Norris calls shotgun, you'd better not argue, as he most likely is packing one.

Fear of heights is called acrophobia. Fear of enclosed spaces is called claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called sensible.

Step 1: Have this Pokemon team: Slowking, Bibarel, Sawk, Throh, Conkeldurr, and your starter. Make sure all 6, besides the starter, are male and are nicknamed Chuck Norris. Step 2: Use this team in every Pokemon battle. You will always win with it.

A guy challenged Chuck Norris to a knife fight so Chuck used what he had on hand and stabbed the guy to death with a toothpick.

Chuck Norris remembers 9-11. He bows to the real American heroes on this day. And to America. And most importantly the families of all the fallen on that day 10 years ago. And to all the US servicemen & women who fell and to those who have served and those that continue to serve. And so do I!!!

Chuck Norris drinks carrots by themselves in a way I will not tell you. All that I will say is that he sometimes drinks carrot juice instead.

She-Hulk breaks the fourth wall and talk to the audience. Chuck Norris can break the fifth wall and the audience talks to him.

Chuck Norris once heard Vin Diesel was tougher than he was. Enraged Chuck began a cross country jog from Texas to California and confronted Vin. It is not known exactly what happened but Immeidately following the confrontation Vin appeared in the movie the "Pacifier", working for free. Vin has not appeared in any movies since but is scheduled to be a guest on the critically acclaimed sitcom "Days of our Lives".

"Everybody Hates Chris" was originally called "Chuck Norris Hates Chris" but Chris Rock didn't want to make a series just about how he survive Chuck Norris round house kicking him EVERYDAY

Chuck Norris usually has broken all ten commandments before his morning steak and whiskey.