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Chuck Norris was origionally to be cast as Neo in The Matrix, but when they told him about the powers he would recieve, he laughed and said im Chuck Norris! He then proceeded to roundhouse kick the Warner Brother representatives and flying off to drink some beer and kick some random person's ass

Before it became politically incorrect, guys used to participate in the sport of "dwarf tossing". Chuck Norris invented and enjoys the sport of gorilla tossing.

Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls because hair doesn't grow on steel!

Chuck Norris can dribble two bowling balls up a flight of stairs...with his feet.

When he was a kid, Chuck Norris' bedroom walls were filled with photos of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was born at 6 p.m. By 8 p.m he had killed all his siblings. By 10 p.m he had all his nurses pimped out and made $2000. He waited until noon the next day to pimp out his mom.

Kirby can't swallow Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris can swallow Kirby.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes so he can accidentally roundhouse kick kids in the neck.

'Original Sin' actually refers to the first time anyone ever tried to fight Chuck Norris.

The welcome mat at Chuck Norris' front door cleverly conceals the alligator pit.