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Contrary to popular belief, the groundhog does not fear seeing its shadow. It actually fears seeing Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once wrote a book. Its called the Bible.

When Chuck Norris' balls dropped, the Earth itself wobbled on its axis.

Meteors are actually people blazing down to Earth after having been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris into space for telling bad jokes about him.

When Chuck Norris was 3 he got a tricycle. When he was 4 he was bored with it and installed Harley V-Twin engine.

The U.S. Government has come up with a new form of capitol punishment called 'Lethal Ejection'. It's where Chuck Norris throws the death row inmate through the side door of a Boeing 737 at 35,000 feet.

Chuck Norris once look down at all the destruction and chaos he had caused and he thought it ..... GOOD

The Looney Tunes were originally called just The Tunes... until Chuck Norris made them Looney!

Antarctica was made by sand everywhere.Then Chuck Norris used a flamethrower to turn it into ice. Finally it got so cold that it started snowing. And its also how winter was made.

Chuck Norris learned English from a book written in Spain that was a copy of a Brazilian book that was written by a Guatemalan that was born in Turkey who copied it from a Greek that was born in Egypt that copied a book written by Homer [not Homer Simpson, that's silly] which was written in 2748677984738485 BCEsdgf,hjrwrwkdhjrkdgjchcsxdcshfkhjcgjrswI HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAThcfjdghgklchjfujrhddcdhfbgksjdyjbkdgjfskudhOKOK IT WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY A DINOSAUR AND HOMER COPIED THAT thank you.