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A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.

Chuck Norrisis the only person who can totally understand Snoop Dogg's 'nizzle fizzle' shit.

Chuck Norris is allowed to have pudding without eating his meat.

Chuck Norris is the only thing that matters to Metallica.

Chuck Norris casually goes where no man has ever gone before.

Chuck Norris voted once, and automatically had a degree from the Electoral College.

Every morning, Chuck Norris wakes up, gets out of bed, yawns, and scratches his balls with an electric egg beater.

I assure you, the great day of the kicking will occur. By this I mean that actor Chuck Norris will literally pull up in your yard in his Hummer, walk to your front door, wait for you to open it, then kick you in the face before straightening his jacket and calmly driving away. The day is coming.

Chuck Norris is allowed to say "ni" to The Knights Who Say Ni.

Chuck Norris says that crying is actually allergic reactions to feelings.