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Chuck Norris occasionally suffers from insomnia. When this happens, Chuck simply knocks himself out.

Chuck Norris is the one that establishes all 'No man's lands'

Wayne Gretzky is so great because Chuck Norris was a good friend of his. He just wouldn't admit it publically, b/c Chuck Norris felt that it's about time that anyone else but him got the attention. The media is that fucking annoying.

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

If you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary, you will get Round house Kicked in the face, or the balls, depending on how you are holding the dictionary.

Chuck Norris can slam dunk a bowling ball from the half court line of a tennis court.

Chuck Norris was challenged to a fight by the high school bully, so Chuck proceeded to kick the crap out of him. Chuck was in the fifth grade at the time.

Chuck Norris has never been called for jury duty. They know that Chuck literally would be Judge, jury and executioner if they did.

Chuck Norris was once called to a trial as a witness. After intense questioning Chuck gave the Judge twenty years hard labour for wasting his time.

Last Halloween, Chuck Norris entered one of his testicles in the giant pumpkin contest and won.