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Chuck Norris can plug that spilling oil pipe in the gulf of mexico. Call him on 1-200-HANG-UP

Chuck Norris is callin' you pinhead!

Chuck Norris single-handily won a game of football by completing a 97 yard touchdown pass to himself. It was the only offensive play of the game.

Chuck Norris is the best in the West. He also has the North, East and South totally covered.

Once a player found Chuck Norris on super smash bros for 3DS. He was instantly beaten from Chuck Norris when the Challenger round started. Developers of super smash bros said that the Chuck Norris guy was a easter egg. It was removed for being too powerful after 2 days.

Chuck Norris commanded Russell Wilson to pass the ball instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch. Thats the reason why the Patriots won.........Seahawks should've won.

If Chuck Norris played baseball, the Texas Rangers would have won the World Series in 2011. And 2010. And every Series dating back to 1972, their first year in Texas.

Chuck Norris. The mere whisper of his terrifying name can make a hardened marine cry out in the night, impregnate a virgin and shatter all the glass within a five-mile radius.

I played Madden football 18 times with Chuck Norris back in 2007 and we had the Patriots. Chuck opted to simulate the Super Bowl and the Giants beat us 17-14, coincidence? You be the judge....

two teams of Chuck Norris's playing 'red rover' is what actually birthed the universe.