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Joke #641
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If a car's gas tank was filled with urine from Chuck Norris, it would get 1,000,000 miles to the gallon and go to 0 to Mach 3 in 4.4 seconds.
Joke #642
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Life is like a box of chocolates. They are all for Chuck Norris.
Joke #643
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can purchase firearms while drunk and totally naked.
Joke #644
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Chuck Norris is ALL that AND a bag of chips!
Joke #645
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Gravity falls under the influence of the laws of Chuck Norris.
Joke #646
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Ever wonder how bacon was created? Chuck Norris karate chopped a pig so many times so all that was left were thin strips of meat. He then cooked them with his fire breathing ability and so bacon was invented. His beard suggested the name.
Joke #647
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Chuck Norris is the problem to all the answers to your problems!
Joke #648
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Gregg Valentino is known to have the biggest biceps on the planet. That's because he once accidentally dropped a weight on Chuck Norris foot while training in the gym with Chuck. That action Caused Chuck's reflex's to hammer-kick Valentino in each bicep. Now even Arnold is amazed at Valentino's giant swollen biceps.
Joke #649
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Sauron's ring was actually Chuck Norris', and if he'd known he'd of kicked Frodo's arse.
Joke #650
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Chuck Norris can actually shoot a breeze
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