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Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with Rambo, that is why Sylvester Stallone looks mildly retarded

The bible was originally tittled "Chuck Norris and Freinds."

Chuck Norris can conect parallel lines

Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and shit th all spark. Chuck norris once had sex with a mermaid and that's how micheal phelps was born.

A Handicap Parking Sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you are soon to be handicapped if you dare to park there.

Chuck Norris thinks ping-pong is a sissy game. That's why he invented Oklahoma-pong which is alot like ping-pong except it's played with a cannonball & a manhole cover.

A black hole singularity is actually the end result of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris has a fire crotch. Really, there is fire down there. His deadly Roundhouse is a result of him trying to put out the blaze.

Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls This is because hair cannot grow out of steel

When Chuck Norris was born his mother didn't have a enough breast milk so a herd of milking cows were brought in each day. 8 weeks later he was able to dine on Texas BBQ with all the fixins.