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Contrary to popular belief, Redfoo isn't having a Midlife Crisis. Chuck Norris just made him mentally retarded because he hates LMFAO.

it was once thought that Chuck Norris never lies, until he said that Chuck Norris facts arent actually true

For Thanksgiving, Chuck Norris roasts his turkey by opening up a small portal to hell.

In ancient Greece, Chuck Norris killed a man, screwed his wife, then set-up Oedipus to take the fall for it. Later, Oedipus fell in love with the widow and married her.

The only reason Usain Bolt is officially the fastest man is because no one has bothered to clock people who run from Chuck Norris.

If you look closely at the bottom of the XX Beer commercials, you can read the fine print that states they're actually featuring the SECOND Most Interesting Man in the World after Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris banned the sale of masks in his likeness, not because of the thousands of heart attacks they cause daily, but because he didn't want random assholes scoring all the pussy clearly meant for him.

Chuck Norris built The Great Wall of China. He is going to paint it next week.

Particle physicists have finally developed a new atom smasher. It is called Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris is actually a sensitive, caring lover... because he knows that if he doesn't kill you immediately after, you will be in constant agony knowing you will NEVER have it better.