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Brahma bulls are envious of the size of all three of Chuck Norris' testicles.

No matter how religious you are, you won't be allowed into heaven if the last thing you said before your brutal death was 'I'm not afraid of Chuck Norris'.

Chuck Norris won the $142,000,000 Texas state PowerBall Lottery with a ticket stub from a Texas Rangers baseball game.

Chuck Norris knows all the numbers in ∏

Chuck Norris does not do drugs. In order to get a buzz he climbs radio station transmition towers during thunderstorms and drinks Redbull & Captain Morgan Rum from a pair of 55 gallon steel drums.

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Super Villans would terrorize the world but Chuck Norris kills them all. Consequentially Super Heroes are unemployed.

Chuck Norris. Thats all im gonna say.

Chuck Norris' nut sack is so flexible that he can literally put one nut on a golf tee and practice his drives.

A crocodile attacked Chuck Norris while he swam in a Florida river. The same croc was seen at a local veterinarians office the next day attempting to get a set of teeth to replace his, as they were all missing.