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Chuck Norris was deep in the Amazon Jungle when 3 head hunters came sneaking up behind him. When they realized it was Chuck Norris, all 3 threw down their spears and ran screaming into the jungle.

All medieval countries translated Chuck Norris' name the same: Bubonic.

Chuck Norris always gives you one phone call. Heh.

If Chuck Norris had played the lead in Monster's Ball as originally intended, it would have been called Monsterous Balls. And would have been a porno.

Chuck Norris' beard is actually made out of liquid metal. He can instantly stab you with it.

All science students maybe aware about the fact that picochuck is the unit of manliness in the International System of Units (SI). An average man measures about 0.00073 pc. Chuck Norris measures 39,372 petachucks.

Chuck Norris was recently given 5 gallons of Propofol. He blinked twice.

When Chuck Norris goes for a physical, the doctor is too afraid to get close enough for an examination, so he only examines him from afar, grading him on his overall physical appearance, which of course, is always perfect.

Originally, the movie Alien vs Predator was called Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. It was canceled because no one wanted to see a movie that is 30 seconds long.

Chuck Norris REALLY went back to the future.