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If you were asked to guess how many jellybeans were in a gallon jar as compared to how many of Chuck Norris' testicles would fill a gallon jar and guessed over one, you would be wrong.

Chuck Norris usually opts for the 2pt conversion, but asks that the ball be spotted on the 50 yard line.

Chuck Norris plays bingo with a paint ball gun.

Chuck Norris occasionally wears trunks with a rainbow across the crotch. Why? Because he wants you to picture how badly he could kill you if you said something about it.

Chuck Norris owns 42 different birth certificates from all over the world.

Chuck Norris farted once... and then there was the great Rift Valley

Chuck Norris could drop kick you thru the telephone on an international long distance call, reverse the charges and you would accept them.

Chuck Norris was featured in an episode of Deadliest Warrior, winning all 1000 simulated battles. His opponent was the USS Nimitz.

When Chuck Norris has an erection lasting more than 4 hours he doesn't call your doctor, he calls your mother.

Chuck Norris recently guested on Hardcore Pawn, where he sold some pocket lint for 8.5 million dollars. Then he brutally roundhose kicked the owner for not actually having any porn.