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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.

When Chuck Norris found out what the lyrics to his favourite song, 'Take A Walk On The Wild Side', were really about, he hunted down Lou Reed and broke four of his ribs.

When Chuck Norris tells you a joke, your sides will literally split. That's why he stands back a bit when he tells it, so nothing splashes onto his boots.

It takes a team of groundskeepers three days to shave the entire surface area of Chuck Norris' balls.

Chuck Norris was asked to be on the show, 'Swamp People' but he was soon fired off the show after thousands of alligators were killed during only 1 episode.

The world used to be round o that when people go to the bottom of the Earth they fall off but then Chuck Norris stepped on a globe and its all flat and so it the world THANK YOU,CHUCK!

The only reason Chuck Norris hasn't brutally beaten George Lucas to death is because he still wars the beard.

Most people call in bomb threats. Chuck Norris calls in himself threats. And gets away with it.

If there was a game about Chuck Norris you'd be scared to play it because every time you'd open it up it would roundhouse kick you in the balls.

Chuck Norris can head-butt a cannonball back into the cannon it was fired from. Without blinking.