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Chuck Norris was featured on wheel of fortune all people did for the past 30 minutes was stare at a wheel not stopping

On rare occasion, Chuck Norris will allow a woman to give him a hickey. But then, only on his hemorrhoids.

Chuck Norris once took a test called the S.T.A.N.D. he got pissed before he got to the tenth question and roundhoused it.... it is now known as the S.A.T.

The surest cure for constipation is to hang a picture of Chuck Norris in the lavatory, for Chuck Norris scares the crap out of all living things.

Chuck Norris could bend Uri Geller with his mind. But he would prefer to brutally roundhouse kick him in the face if he ever comes back to America.

After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent "You're Welcome" cards to all of his guests.

It has been rumored that the previous North Korean Premier, Kim Jong-il actually died shortly after calling Chuck Norris an "Amelican Plick"

Chuck Norris receives billion-dollar royalty cheques from the World Bank monthly for his cameo role in 'Dodgeball'.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a lightball? Nobody has ever asked him that and I suggest you keep quiet as well.

Chuck Norris was attacked by a vicious pit bull and it ended up with a trip to the hospital. The Vet at the Animall Hospital said there was a 20% chance the pit bull would pull through.