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Chuck Norris farts helium, which is tapped by the US Meteorological department to send balloon up into ionosphere. True fact.

The reason why Chuck Norris can get away with all of his thousands of murders is because he his 'preventing future crimes'.

Microsoft has made available a new outeractive smartphone app for bullied jr high school dorks and college geeks. It's called the Chuck Norris app. Push the app icon and a Chuck Norris fist explodes from the smartphone and lands squarely upon the soon to be bloody nose of the nearest bully.

Most people have 23 chromosomes, Chuck Norris has 72 and they're all poisonous

Dragon Ball Z was based upon all of Chuck Norris's moves

If Chuck Norris ever starred in Jaws, the movie would be called: "Dentures".

Chuck Norris is the only person on Earth who can literally be beside himself. You don't want to be around when they do that.

Whitney Houston was recently found dead in a Hotel room with drugs all around her body. She overdosed once she found out Chuck Norris was actually her father.

Chuck Norris recently got Sylvester Stallone in a headlock and told him 'motherfucker if I ever hear you fucking swear I will motherfucking kill your entire motherfucking family, bitch'.

If you're going to prison, simply tattoo 'PROPERTY OF CHUCK NORRIS' on your lower back, and you can drop the soap all you want.