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This is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kills cyclops by punching them between the eyes. Chuck Norris kills all the bad guys without reloading. Chuck Norris is the greatest at being the greatest at everything. NO NOT attempt to be like Chuck.

The DEA raided a hotel room to capture a man sniffing cocaine, upon knowing that it was CHUCK NORRIS they all hancuff and arrested themselves!

The force actually has three sides. The light side the Darkside and the Chuck Norris side

To prevent air pollution and save energy, Chuck Norris swallows smoldering coal and then eat raw fish to cook it inside his stomach.

If a tree falls in the woods, not only did Chuck Norris hear it, he probably kicked that motherfucker over too.

CHUCK NORRIS IS ACTUALLY B******* O FROM LONDON

Kiri-sute gomen (斬捨御免 or 切捨御免, literally, "authorization to cut and leave" (the body of the victim)) is an old Japanese expression dating back to the feudal era right to strike (right of samurai to kill commoners for perceived affronts). Samurai had the right to strike with sword at anyone of a lower class who compromised their honour. Chuck Norris is the only person on earth who is still allowed to do this.

Chuck Norris is so passionate, all of his crimes of passion are misdemenor fines that all of his victims/chosen ones will gladly pay for him.

The rotation of the Earth was actually started by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris demands a 29th day of February every 4 years. We call this leap year. It's true name is leapspinkick year.