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Sadly, Chuck Norris' famous last words were: "Watch this". "Watch" meaning, "please kindly pay attention and observe". "This" meaning, "my snakeskin boot striking your skull thereby splattering your brains upon the ceiling, wall, hallway and finely fashioned Berber carpet".

All the religions of the world believe that reading Chuck Norris facts aloud daily increases your chances of surviving till the next day.

Some people swallow live goldfish on a dare. Chuck Norris prefers live piranha.

Chuck Norris dosen't call 911.. 911 calls Chuck Norris..

"He protects woman, and kills enemies. We should all be like Chuck Norris" - Israli Officer

It is said that a watch pot nevers boils, but in Chuck Norris case a watch pot boils in an instance out of fear and retallation from Chuck Norris

The GM.DLS file contains the Roland SoundCanvas Sound Set which is protected under the following copyright: Roland GS Sound Set/Microsoft (P) 1996 Roland Corporation U.S. The Roland SoundCanvas Sound Set is licensed under Microsoft's End User License Agreement for use with Microsoft operating system products only. All other uses require a separate written license from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris turned nine he finally kicked his parents the fuck out of his house.

The DeathStar wasn't a destroying machine, it was one of Chuck Norris' balls.

Chuck Norris usually finishes typing before the words start getting displayed on the screen