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The Chuck Norris commandments: Thou shall not misuse your lord Chuck Norris name. (Chuck 1:3)

Chuck Norris starred in a sequel to the movie "300" It's called "1"

if someone challenges Chuck Norris, life ends on earth

Once, while tooling around in his Delorean, Chuck Norris accidentally went 4.5 billion years into the past. Before returning to the present, he hocked a wad of phlegm out the window. And that is how all life on earth began.

We're taught Jesus died for the redemption of our sins: past, present and future. If Chuck Norris sins, we're totally screwed. We'll need a bus full of Jesuses, for something as minor as when Chuck Norris says "God dammit".

Love is a battlefield. Chuck Norris is Field Marshall.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face, its descendants are now called the giraffe

Chuck Norris pee'd his name in the snow at Aspen. He was standing in Dallas.

When he was a kid, Chuck Norris invented an imaginary friend, whom he called 'God'. Everyone got in on the act, and religion was born.

Chuck Norris once defeated a alligator, a bear, and a cougar by tying them together with a anaconda