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Moundy MC, Mr Johnson, and Chuck Norris all enjoy anal sex.

An impression of Chuck Norris' asshole on any signed document is considered to be legally certified in all 50 states and 7 Asian countries.

When asked about who should be the next pope, Chuck Norris reportedly said 'he could be some asshole from Buenos Aires for all I fucking care'.

The next time you witness Chuck Norris brutally punching some asshole repeatedly in the face, if you look closely you will see little translucent '+50' numbers floating away.

On his first day at boot camp, young Chuck Norris was told by the drill sergeant to 'drop and give me twenty'. Naturally, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the asshole into the next state and was promoted to general later that day.

Chuck Norris recently attended a Black Panther and KKK rally at the South Carolina state house. Authorities found no survivors.

Eminem Sings about a Tornado meeting a Volcano, However we all know this is what happened when Chuck Norris created god.

Chuck Norris went on deal or no deal... the banker offered him 100 billion when he got all the top numbers on his fisrt round. he then raised it by 10 times when Chuck Norris said no.... the banker was then killed by picking up the rong phone

Did you ever think at random "hey I feel like I already been through this in past" where you actually haven't? It's just Chuck Norris rewinding life so he can watch it again.

Chuck Norris is a fat and lonely man who has bum sex with his 10 year old son, I know this because I am Chuck Norris son "dad get that small dick out of there"