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when Chuck Norris played foot ball in high school, the coach new better than to say bring the house, cause he new that Chuck Norris would bring the house the garage and the family car, and then throw it at the quarter back.

You know when you have that feeling that you've seen all of this before....... That's just your life flashing before your eyes after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you in the face.

When Chuck Norris stares at you your balls drop to the ground

Being scared of tite spaces is called clausaphobic being scared of water is called hydrophobic being scared of Chuck Norris is called logic

Pwnage was originally the term for being touched by Chuck Norris

Unfortunately Chuck Norris isn't doing the voting on these terrible jokes. You guys are. A guy say "Chuck Norris favorite color is red, cause he sees a lot of blood!"Haha. That one gets 50 thumbs up from you guys. No joke its on there. Really? Wow

if Chuck Norris stared on the movie "taken" the movie would have been called "given back questions asked"

Only one man has challenged Chuck Norris, he was suddenly vapour and I would seem Chuck Norris hadn't even moved.

some people say cockroaches will inherit the earth after a nuclear war, and they will... that is if Chuck Norris isn't around to kill all of them first.

All of the UFO sightings were just people seeing Chuck Norris fly to McDonald's.