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Little known fact: Chuck Norris actually owns more gold chains than Mr T. It's just that he hangs them off of his penis instead.

Chuck Norris frequently gets challenged to compare penis sizes with smartasses. Chuck always simply pulls out enough to win.

The great wall of china was made as a stand for Chuck Norris's penis as Chuck Norris couldn't hold it up him self. Just kidding, he just wasn't bothered. And he HAS been alive that long.

Chuck Norris' penis is large enough to pass a kidney stone as big as a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris' penis is so massive that kids lose baseballs and frisbees on it

The first pump shotgun was Actually the worlds largest shotgun because it is Chuck Norris's Penis, it destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki when he was getting a hand job from a hot girl.

A life-sized 24-carat gold sculpture of Chuck Norris' penis was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction. Tarantino removed the scene at the end when Uma Thurman finally receives it.

The eye of Chuck Norris' penis is all seeing, all knowing.

Chuck Norris once had Sex with a whale. Not because he's a sick fuck or anything, it's just the only vagina in the world that can comfortably hold his Penis. The Same whale actually gave birth, and Chuck Norris named his whale son after himself... Moby Dick.

Alf is actually Chuck Norris' detachable walking, talking cat eating penis.