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Chuck Norris was pissed off because George Washington was president, so he called him a pussy and roundhouse kicked George to the face

Chuck Norris almost turned down a cameo in the movie 'dodgeball' on the grounds that he doesn't dodge balls.. He prefers them resting on his chin.

When Chuck Norris air-guitars, you can actually hear the real sound of a Gibson Les Paul coming from his air guitar.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the head, his foot will actually go through your skin, skull and brain, then reappear out the other side. This is not magic, this is power. And if you survive, that would be magic.

Chuck Norris once wrote..."I will personally roundhouse kick anybody in the face that missplells words!"

Chuck Norris ate the fat bastard who ate all the pies.

Chuck Norris officially announced today that he is in fact permantly retiring...your face from public view.

Chuck Norris can literally slap you stupid.

When Chuck Norris visited Saudi Arabia, all the arabs run out.

Chuck Norris once allowed a man shoot an apple off his head at 20 paces with a 12 gauge shotgun. He was unharmed of course.