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Surely there are aliens in the universe, but guess why they don't come to earth? Chuck Norris does not allow them to.

The 1951 UFO sighting was actually a man hole cover kicked by Chuck Norris.

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires, but he really likes gigantic toasted marshmallows.

Chuck Norris has some gold, frankincense, and myrrh sitting on his mantelpiece, next to the three embalmed skulls of the so-called 'wise' men.

There is a new unit of measurement called CNRKs [Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks]. 1 CNRK is enough to knock out something JUST tougher than 100000 lions. The Big Bang measured at 2 CNRKs, so far the only thing to certainly be more powerful than 1 CNRK. The Tsar Bomb, though, measured at a puny 0.0000327581 CNRKs, and the MOAB at 0.0000000000000000476738295873826782 CNRKs. The regular blink of a regular eye measured at an extremely puny 0.00000000000000000000000[insert 1000 zeroes here]6783758684 CNRKs.

Some people say that it is impossible go through through walls.... they have never met Chuck Norris.

This one time, at band camp, Chuck Norris nailed all the girls and beat the crap out of all the boys.

Faces of Death is actually a biography of people that were given a choice other than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Thank God Chuck Norris finally caught up with Joan Rivers.

The A-Team originally was to have only 1 member: Chuck Norris. But when NBC couldn't meet Chuck's salary demands, they had to replace him with the quartet of B.A., Face, Hannibal and Murdock.