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The Swiss all own a Chuck Norris Army Knife.

Contrary to popular folklore, Ebenezer Scrooge became filled with the true spirit of Christmas after he found out that Tiny Tim is Chuck Norris' nephew. And the fact that Chuck Norris relentlessly kicked his ass all night long on Christmas eve.

Chuck Norris skipped all grades simultaneously, including college. When he was two.

Contrary to popular belief, there are actually 5 classical elements: Earth, Air, Fire, Water, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was seriously considered for all the major roles in the Avengers movies, except of course the female characters Black Widow and Hawkeye.

When Chuck Norris farts in an elevator, all the other passengers hold their breath and say "good one, Chuck"!

Chuck Norris was recently inducted to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for his superlative rendition of the Iron Butterly hit song, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" which he sang while playing his hand made dulcimer.

"We will never know how brave Chuck Norris till we discover something in the universe that Chuck Norris is actually afraid of." - Socrates Socrates didn't die a natural death.

The raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Bran are actually dehydrated Chuck Norris boogers.

Chuck Norris was actually the original Spock in Star Trek, but was fired because instead of saying 'live long and prosper', he would always say 'die hard... with a vengance'.