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It's the assholes like John West that Chuck Norris brutally roundhouse kicks, that makes Chuck Norris the best.

Chuck Norris can retract his beard, wolverine-style, at will. It makes that metallic sound and everything.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Mr Lawrence Thread so hard all that was left of his name was Mr T.

To ensure that the classic movies are not forgotten by future generations, many are currently being updated by digitally inserting Chuck Norris into them. So get ready for the upcoming re-releases of such classics as Norris Of Arabia, Chuckablanca and Citizen Chuck.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to pay $4.00 a gallon for gas. His vehicle is too frightened to ever run out.

Curators at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum had to remove the life size wax figure of Chuck Norris one day after they first installed it. It seems they found Chuck Norris' wax foot deeply inbedded in the face of the Michael Jackson figure.

When a biker falls while riding he gets a permanent case of road rash. When a ninja falls fighting Chuck Norris he gets a permanent case of Chuck rash.

When Chuck Norris was in high school he played baseball. He did not use a bat, he just used his fist to punch the ball out of the park.

Originally Schools had blocked websites. Chuck Norris can go in blocked websites.

Most tough eat nails for breakfast, Chuck Norris does all his grocery shopping at The Home Depot.