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When Chuck Norris takes a crap this is what's called an earthquake.

All e-mail from Chuck Norris is preceded by this warning: Open at your own risk. Enough said.

Everyone knew the world was flat,but they especially didn't want sail around the world because they knew if they fell then Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick them.

Chuck Norris once took his pants off in a Thanksgiving Day parade. All the horses wept. Male and female.

Chuck Norris once played a game of basketball with Walt Disney's head.

Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls.....?????......????? because hair doesn't grow on steel!

A sign at the entrance to NorrisWorld: 'You need to be at least this tall (30 microns) to die from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.'

If Kobe Bryant can throw a basketball 20m and shoot, Chuck Norris can throw Kobe Bryant 30 m and score.

Chuck Norris doesn't chop trees in minecraft to get wood, the trees just falls every time he's near them.

A movie about Chuck Norris' early years is in the works, although its production has been delayed -- presumably because they're still trying to find an actor who can read the script without being immediately hospitalized by a serious case of spontaneous ball-shrivelling.