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When landing on the moon, Neil Armstrong actually said, 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind... and please, Chuck Norris, don't kill me for being the first.'

On September 13th of 1295, Chuck Norris beat Dark Souls III, Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam, Katamari Damacy, Battletoads, Pong, Galaga, MineCraft, and Sammy Lightfoot at the exact same time - all by eating a doughnut in an extremely specific manner.

Chuck Norris was originally going to star in the movie 127 Hours, but was dropped when producers relized they would have to change the name of the movie to 8.3 Seconds.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris went as himself for Halloween; He got twice as much candy as everybody

Chuck Norris can call checkmate, before the pieces are setup on the chessboard.

Chuck Norris named his price and saved 15% or more on car insurance when he switched to Allstate.

Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman orally.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a chainsaw to cut trees, he just stares at the tree until it falls over.

Whatever happened to Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander? He foolishly challenged Chuck Norris. In the end, there can be only one. The one is Chuck Norris.