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Chuck Norris can do a cannonball off the diving board without making a splash.

It is against Islamic law to depict Mohammed. But no one has ever called Chuck Norris on ripping Mohammed's balls off. They're in the Smithsonian.

How come so many Godzilla movies were made? Because they never hired Chuck Norris to kill him off once and for all.

Chuck Norris' Texas Ranger softball team won unexpectedly 150 to 0 in the bottom first inning when in foul territory he ran down and caught a Golden Snitch.

If you stand in front of a candlelit mirror at midnight and chant the name of Chuck Norris three times, his fist will smash through the wall and your face before you even complete the first syllable.

Chuck Norris' favorite video is the tape from the movie "the ring" Ironically, if you watch the movie "sidekicks", and dont like it, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you and when they find your corpse, your face will look the same as the people who died from watching the tape in "the ring".

Superman is able to leap tall buidings in a single bound. Chuck Norris is able to tell them to get the hell out of his way.

If you find yourself between a rock and a hard place, you are probably between Chuck Norris' foot and a brick wall.

Chuck Norris doesn't take the front door. He takes the front wall as his entrance.

Chuck Norris' moustache & beard is actually a cleverly disguised manicured extension of his nasal hair just simply because it is impossible for him to grow hair on his steel jaw.