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A man once took Chuck Norris to court for alleged assult. After the shortest jury deliberation in history, the man was found guilty of first-degree Talking Shit About Mr. Norris and sentenced to death by instant roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as Lord Eddard "Ned" Stark in Game of Thrones, but Boromir was cast instead because the film crew couldn't find a sword that can chop off Chuck Norris' head.

Chuck Norris' neighbor asked if he could help fix his taps. Chuck fixed his taps, all right - then tapped his wife.

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris was originally set to play Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen, but the producers realized that the vision of a butt-naked fifty-foot tall, blue-glowing Chuck would result in erotically-charged rioting in cinemas the world over.

The original idea for the game Left4DEAD, was to have the four survivors run around fighting the horde of undead left by Chuck Norris, eventually Defeating him and killing his horde of minions, however, halfway through production, the creators saw the error of their ways when no matter how hard they tried, they could not get the in game Chuck to die, cause no one can kill the Norris!

If you blame Chuck Norris, your actually blaming yourself.

Chuck Norris invented crunk. That's actually how you say his name in Chuckenese.

Chuck Norris doesn't need glasses. He just gets new eyeballs.

After Michael Jackson's death, investigators turned a blind eye to the huge Chuck Norris-shaped hole in the bedroom wall.