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In stead of threatening to call child support whenever my dad wants to beat me, I threaten to call Chuck Norris.

On Storage Wars, Chuck Norris is allowed go in all the storage lockers and open all the boxes he wants. Who's going to stop him.

Chuck Norris can kill you with a cotton ball.

Chuck Norris is the only man to swim the entire length of the Amazon. He swam all 4048 miles in 7 days.

Chuck Norris was ask to join the cast of The Exspendables, but once Stallone offered Chuck the part.... he did a roundhouse kick, and said with a grin.. Sly you know as well as anyone.. Chuck Norris is not expendable.

Chuck Norris can't use Twitter, because he is doing everything, everywhere, all the time. It would break the Internet.

The Bill Of Rights was written by Chuck Norris on a used napkin and was originally called The Chuck Of Wrongs.

Chuck Norris played golf. He tee'd off. The ball landed in the cup, bounced out, landed in the 2nd cup, then the 3rd... finally stopping in the 18th.

The U.S. Coast Guard has approved recordings of Chuck Norris farts for use on all maritime vessels as the preferred fog horn signal.

no one really knows why Sergio Busquets kicked the ball over the bars against Chelsea until now he was threatened by Chuck Norris in the crowd telling him you score this son and you will never be at peace because you will be living in fear thinking when you will feel the wrath of my roundhouse kick