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If Chuck Norris decides he wants to take a shit on your chest, you just have to quickly come to terms with the fact that you're about to get shit-chested. All you can do is try to craft a thank you speech that touches him enough to not move on to other bodily expulsions.

Chuck Norris contacted Smallpox. It made him sniffle and it evolved into Ebola. So he blew his nose while on vacation in Liberia.

The upcoming debut album by the Chuck Norris Experience is expected to become the highest-selling album of all time.

There was once a 51st state, known as New Idaho. It has not been heard of since it snubbed Chuck Norris as governor and was roundhouse kicked into a parallel dimension, along with Chuck's virginity and the last sonofabitch that overcooked his panda bear steaks. Chuck Norris eats his panda raw

People talk about what a bad ass Chuck Norris is and I just don't get it . I think it's all made up. To me he is just a regular just a minute someone at the the door...

Chuck Norris once shot down a Russian MIG in an aerial dogfight. Chuck was flying in a hot air ballon.

Chuck Norris has six assholes. And even he will need them all to shit enough corn & peanuts infused feces on the U.S. House of Representatives.

Chuck Norris has the worlds biggest balls, will Weston has the worlds second largest balls

Chuck lives forever - You really want to know what happened to the dinosaurs? One of them made fun of Chuck Norris's 'stache.

Chuck Norris's wife had a baby,he did all the breast feeding!