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Chuck Norris actually died a million years ago. Death just doesn't have the balls to tell him.

Chuck Norris ritually craps out quotes that all of us would be lucky to utter on our deathbeds

Chuck Norris once found the mammary glands on his pet alligator. He milks her every morning and uses it to foam his morning lattes.

there is no theory of evolution, just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to live

Chuck Norris isn't really a Texas Ranger, although mentioning such blasphamy in a bar setting will undoubtably start a riot. I highly recomend trying it out if you have balls 1/8th the size of Chuck's.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

As the old saying goes, You can't make an omelette without Chuck Norris cracking a few human skulls. Because basically he does that all the time.

Chuck Norris is all about that roundhouse kick, bout that roundhouse kick. No punches.

Chuck Norris can easily read your mind, by simply shooting you in the face and examining the wall behind you.

All professional sports teams pay Chuck Norris Not to play--saves money on body bags and funeral arrangements.