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If you've ever wondered where the wind comes from, it's Chuck Norris breathing. The next time it's really windy outside, Chuck Norris is jogging.

While bass fishing near a hiway bridge in his boat, Chuck Norris observed a funeral procession drive by. Out of respect, he stood-up, removed his hat placing it over his heart and thought to himself, "this is the least I can do...after all I was married to her for over 40 years".

Chuck Norris can bake a turkey, a ham and 3 pumpkin pies, all at once inside an easy-bake oven

As a 3rd grader at school, Chuck Norris played schoolyard dodgeball with all the other boys using 80 pound cannonballs.

Chuck Norris happened to bump into a tower with his erection during a visit to Pisa, Italy. This tower is now called the leaning tower of Pisa.

Chuck Norris can kick you in the nuts so hard, they will fly through your body up into your head and knock out your eyeballs, effectively replacing them.

Chuck Norris wins NASCAR races with all right turns.

Archaeologists in Egypt have recently discovered what may be the world's oldest Chuck Norris fact written on the inside of a sarcophagus - translated from the ancient language, it reads 'Big Chuck is holding a gun to my head and telling me to write this/Big Chuck is the lord of time travel/All hail Big Chuck'.

They had to build a second afterlife for all of the people Chuck Norris killed.

In The Bible, it says that Jonah was swallowed by the whale and the whale was swallowed by Chuck Norris.