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Joke #211
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy called Phil. Afterwards Phil became known as Empty.
Joke #212
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Chuck Norris will not be in The Expendables 3 simply because Stallone never wants to feel that terrified again.
Joke #213
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Lindsay Lohan was actually on her way to having a great acting career before Chuck Norris sodomized her.
Joke #214
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Chuck Norris can speak English, Spanish, French, Japanese, Russian, Italian, and Elvish- all at the same time.
Joke #215
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Ironically, Chuck Norris once drowned an elephant in a 5,000 gallon vat of peanut oil.
Joke #216
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Chuck Norris once got a 500 in bowling. Without a ball. Or pins. Or oxygen.
Joke #217
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If "Evil Dead" had starred Chuck Norris as originally planned, it would have shattered box office records and be hailed as a masterpiece of modern cinema.
Joke #218
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Chuck Norris stood up next to a mountain, and chopped it down with the edge of his hand. He then picked up all the pieces and made a little island. The only surviving witness was Jimi Hendrix.
Joke #219
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Chuck Norris can make you disappear with just a blink of an eye, literally.
Joke #220
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Bikers call themselves "hang arounds" when they're with Chuck Norris
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