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Chuck Norris' balls are so big, that if Kayne West was in the same room with him their gravitational pull would attract Kayne West's tongue. Kayne West is such a girl, that if his tongue were to come into contact with Chuck Norris' balls, he would instinctively begin licking them like a $2 ho.

Chuck Norris can run so fast, he can actually shoot an apple off of his own head

Chuck Norris completed his bucket list when he was 14. He officially retired that year.

Once Chuck Norris installed an internet in his windmill.

Chuck Norris is allowed to put Baby in the corner.

Chuck Norris recently created a new genre of music, by fusing country music with East Coast gansta rap and Swedish death metal while incorporating elements of Tibetian throat-singing. He calls it Norrisound.

There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not the frieght train called Chuck Norris.

Hot news from the Vatican...white smoke appears. Chuck Norris has been elected Pope! All ye of faith, welcome Pope Charles deNoir-iz Kikyorectumis.

Chuck Norris is so modest that his ranch isn't called "Chuck Norris's ranch." It is simply called "Texas".

Chuck Norris won the NBA Slam Dunk competition by just holding the ball.