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Chuck Norris buys all of his horses, long horn steers, feed and water at 7-11 convenience stores.

Chuck Norris calls creditors..they always pay

I made an error for 5720. The world will not end, to probably everyone's relief. Here is the corrected version: Chuck Norris can tgjiethgrvljhjdhntsrndkhjdkhkfghbjrdsnhwedjkwbnjdfss HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! STOP! PLEASE! I BEG UH He died. I knew what he was going to say. It's super secret. If anyone knows, they die. Oh, and he was using this software called "Dragon": it's a speech-to-text device. - Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can be totally understood by Russian people, by simply speaking plain english and adding a '-ski' at the end of every sentance.

Chuck Norris can crash your dorm party get all the women's attention and shit on the floor before he leaves, why? Because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the alpha and the omega. And all those other fruity letters.

Chuck Norris went up Niagara Falls in a barrel.

Chuck Norris actually smiles two or three times a year, proving that his facial muscles can withstand stresses which would pulp a regular human skull.

If released, the four-hour Chuck Norris/Kim Kardashian sex-tape will literally break the internet.

There are lesser apes and greater apes. Chuck Norris is the greatest apes of them all.