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Lance Armstrong finally admitted to his steroid use simply because Chuck Norris warned him that he would bite the other one off.

When Chuck Norris was a bartender he invented a drink called the "Colon Slammer". It was made with Vodka and Prune juice.

Little known fact: Chuck Norris was a massive Doors fan, and for a while used to insist on being called Chuck Norrison. Then he heard that the singer moved to France, then scared him to death in the bathtub.

All ten of Chuck Norris' fingers are middle fingers.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. He went back in time and fathered himself.

Chuck Norris was at the zoo and accidentally fell into the lion pen. A fierce male lion charged up to Chuck, then politely showed him to the exit gate.

Chuck Norris lettered in 14 sports in high school. He would have had won letters in 15 if ass-kicking had been an officially recognized sport.

Chuck Norris can call himself on his own cell phone and not get a busy signal.

When the power went out at a Dallas TX shopping mall, Chuck Norris single-handedly rescued 14 blondes that were trapped on the escalators.

Chuck Norris' balls make a pumpkin look like a bronze bb.