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The so-called Most Interesting Man in the World prefers Dos Equis beer. The truly Most Interesting Man in the World, Chuck Norris, always drinks American beer, thank you very fucking much.

Which phrase has Chuck Norris never spoken? a. "I was wrong." b. "My bad." c. "I don't know." d. "Was it good for you?" e. All of the above The answer is "e." Chuck knows all, never makes a mistake, and satisfies every woman he nails at least twice each time.

If anyone says any thing about will weston I will personaly pin them down whilst Chuck Norris an will put their balls in your mouth cos I am the hardest guy in the world!!!! Gary Neville does not sleep.................. he waits. And kills.

the 3 blind mice may have rang all the bells in the church Chuck Norris rang all the bells in america the snap of his fingers then he got an award for rape

Late at night, Chuck Norris was once walking back home alone after watching a Chuck Norris movie. A mugger approached him from the back, tapped on his shoulder and said "Hey, gimme your money!". Chuck Norris slowly turned around, paused for a while and gave the mugger a sarcastic smile. He then proceeded to rape the mugger anally, crush his skull, break his spine and killed him in a fraction of a second. Chuck Norris then brought the mugger back to life and then broke each of his limbs, eviscerated the mugger's gut, ate the mugger's still beating heart and infected him with AIDS, killing the unfortunate mugger once again. Chuck Norris then brough the mugger to life yet again for the second time, only to give the mugger a final fatal roundhous kick to his face killing the man and his soul at the same time. Chuck Norris then threw his packed wallet at the remains of his victim and said "Do not tap on my shoulders ever again", and continued to walk home slowly.

Chuck Norris fucks will weston anally - rape is Chuck's favourite game.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris once got confused by looking at the infinity sign, so he roundhouse kicked it back into a clock, he now has it straped onto his wrist and calls it his wristwatch

When Chuck Norris is playing Monopoly and goes to jail, his battleship will actually rape and murder other inmates.

The official CIA report reads, "Chuck Norris impaled Osama bin Laden with a flame, raped all 54 of his wives for 126 minutes, then roundhouse kicked his son in the soul. His son reached approximately 1 million degrees Fahrenheit in less than a second.