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if a tree falls in the forest and Chuck Norris is around does he make a sound when he is killing your family

in the movie dodgeball when Chuck Norris gave the thumbs up all bets were off for stiller...... Chuck Norris cannot tell a lie

alien vs predator was origonally called aliens and predator vs Chuck Norris but nobody would pay 9 dollars to see a movie 14 seconds long

dear 'fuckwillweston' i found ur comment rude so i thought id share with you that i fucked Chuck Norris n he loved it and i also fucked ur mum they both loved my big balls!!!

When david belfirst first invented the telephone there were 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

when a doctor has an erection for more than four hours, they call Chuck Norris

i will kill u all ps usa is now usck:the united states of Chuck Norris

You, the reader of this message, have nothing better to do than read Chuck Norris memes all day. One day your fat, acme-covered ass will die of AID's and virginity and i'll stand over your grave in a yellow thong thrusting my man meat on your tombstone tea bagging you.

When Chuck Norris was born people called him "hucky

Chuck Norris has a do called round house