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Chuck Norris can play angry birds, listen to music and watch movies on a pay-phone... and all for free

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was Chuck Norris...all of it...and them some.

Bioluminescence is the production and emission of light by a living organism. Its name is a hybrid word, originating from the Greek bios for "living" and the Latin lumen "light". Bioluminescence is a naturally occurring form of chemiluminescence where energy is released by a chemical reaction in the Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is did catch'em all

As a child, Chuck Norris used to engoy making shapes in sandboxes. we call them pyramids

Chuck Norris once dug a hole all the way to the moon.

some said there is nothing to fear but fear itself. what he really meant was there is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris

the fountain of youth is actually Chuck Norris' lavatory

Its called the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick because it's delivered by Chuck Norris and when it strikes you, your head spins around and then you fly into a house.

when you pay taxes, you dont pay them to the goverment. you are actually paying Chuck Norris not to kill you for living on the same land mass as him