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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.